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Wednesday, June 16th, 2004
1:43 pm

timbertu
Okay, so I'm new here.

I'm bored, lonely, and need a friend and love....

Anyone want to love me???

*waits for possible flaming*

current mood: bored

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Tuesday, January 6th, 2004
11:53 pm

lois_must_die
Welcome, world. This your new leader, Stewie. While your snivelling idiots aruge among yourselves, I shall sneak in behind your backs and rule you all! Joining your small community is the first step, then I shall take over. From there, all of livejournal, and then THE WORLD.


(but firstI will find my mother and kill her.)

current mood: accomplished

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Monday, January 5th, 2004
2:20 am

im_king_dammit
My boyfriend has two assholes.

PH33R!!!!!!11!!!1!!

He's teaching me to type too.

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Sunday, January 4th, 2004
5:54 am

legowilturnleaf
There is evil here. I sense the great eye, he is near.

That guy has issues. Good thing I'm not with him. I'M A PIRATE - ARRRRRRR! I KILL PIRATES! BUT I'M A PIRATE. *stabs self in eye with knife* Ow.

I foresaw that! Now I can't see much at all. Damnit.

current mood: confused

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Saturday, January 3rd, 2004
10:21 pm

spams_the_name
100% FREE!!!! LIVE NUDE BARELY LEGAL BOYS!!!!

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9:31 pm

diecanondie
Hey, I'm just telling you all that you are SO MEAN to Britney and it needs to STOP! The poor girl has been through enough, hasn't she?

Oh. My. God.

Is this a zit?

IS THIS A ZIT???

I became mortal for THIS????

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6:23 am - *runs around damning everyone*

fearmeiamsatan
FEAR ME FOR I AM SATAN AND I RULE! I CAN KICK ALL YA'LL ASSES AND STILL MAKE IT HOME IN TIME TO BOIL A FEW SOULS HERE AND THERE!!!!! AND I CAN BE ANNOYING AND TYPE IN CAPS AT ALL TIMES BECAUSE I AM SATAN. AND I RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!


LIKE, OMG I CAN SO KICK GOD'S ASS TOO!


...but you didn't hear that from me

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6:00 am

myboobsarereal
ha ha ha ha, britney just wishes she was as talented as i am! *falls over laughing* and her and justin, psh he was just using her for sex!! britney, a virgin. that's the funniest thing i've ever heard!

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6:07 am

sauron_is_neato
HI! I'm Sauron, the evil Lord of rings! I loves HP! Ron and Hermione are teh greatests. They're sooooo gettsting togethers! I loves them!

I love Gold Snitches too. When I fell, I gots a boo boo, but then I gots a golden snitch band aid for it. I loves gold snitches. Nothins better than band aids. Stupid Orcs makes fun of my band aide, but since Im a giant eye now, i always make sure to stare ats them a lot. it makes them so scareds! HA'S!

YAAAYS!

current mood: cheerful

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5:13 am

im_teh_britney
Hiya! I'm Britney! I'm the coolest girl around in my insane girliness. I USED to have a boyfriend, Justin, but he left me for Aragorn. And it wasn't even the real Aragorn. It was just a poster.

But I don't care, I'm not bitter. The stupid bitch.

current mood: happy

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Friday, January 2nd, 2004
9:33 am

hermionesbitch
*zzzzaaappp!*


Bloody Hell, what's going on around here?

current mood: annoyed

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7:25 am

diecanondie
Hi. I'm important too, you know.

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6:14 am

pureblood_haha
You're all pussies.

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